I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
