Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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