? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
