Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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