I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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