dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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