I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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