i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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