fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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