I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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