I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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