Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
