i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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