remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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