Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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