BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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