Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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