he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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