Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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