is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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