I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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