i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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