i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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