We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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