He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
