she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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