dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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