Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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