Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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