It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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