That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I want a musical about memes.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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