Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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