what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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