I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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