awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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