i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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