fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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