idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
honey bunches of taint.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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