So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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