At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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