Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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