At least make sure they are 18
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I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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