butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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