Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
This baby is an asshole
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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