i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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