I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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