before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Damn victory sex feels great
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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