At least make sure they are 18
Why
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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