I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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