No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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